The Perfect Opposites

Chapter 1- Chamber of Cigarettes
14th Aug 2009 23:00 .."Hello Sir welcome on board". "Hi. Thanks for welcoming me. You look good btw"."Sire phuck shup". I din't get that anyways n thought of continuing the conversation with her later n marched in. I searched for my window seat 26A hoping for a beautiful company n found a 70 year old happily occupying my seat . Excuse me this is supposed to by my seat. Can you please shift? The old intruder who misplaced his on my seat raised up tellin "phuck shup".. I barely got wat he said n I din't wana end it up without an argument.. "Mr. this is my seat... can u shift??" this time I din't get a reply too .. tired of askin d same thin tenth time in a row I settled wid d aisle seat n waited for the air hostess to pass by .."Dear passengers please tighten your seat belts. We will take off shortly". I called up the hostess who announced it to chip in wih a small conversation. "Yes sir".This flight goes to Germany right?She started laughing and told Yes sir ofcourse. Then please cancel this flight .I suppose this plane will crash. I had a dream in which I saw everything happening now . "phuck shup" was the reply.Look. I get this shit reply from everyone. I am a tamil guy n I just know English. So just spit d bloody english out of you now.Sir we are supposed to treat our passengers cordially so... Can u please shut the fuck up n tighten your seat belt.Terrified by the reply I just had to shut the Final destination partV down n realised what the other two told me earlier.

Annoyed with the formalities of the precautionary demos I rushed into the rest room for a smoke. Thank God I got it in here. It was pretty tough getting it in from the bull's eye of the securities . I saw a worried look peeping out from me n the smoke out of my tummy or mouth who knows. Shit man what a life! My 22 year old sad story yet again continues even when I say I am leaving out of you. With a 70 year old man snoring next to me Mr.God is this the alternative you chose for me for the native girls who leave out the native guys and go in for the chapathi eaters? To celebrate my moment of sadness a little longer I pulled out the second fag. Someone knocked the door. Excuse me sir please return to your seat. We are about to take off. This was my turn to give them the reply "phuck shup". The knocks got a li'l wilder . Half heartedly putting out the half smoked fag n tears trickling down for doing that I opened the door and saw two bouncers doing the wild job of knocking the door. I was shocked. What the hell m I into?A flight or a pub?Shit man they carried me and put me back on my seat. That was harsh. I have never dreamt of travelling in a shitty flight like this nor anyone told me about this. I raised my head and saw something titled penalties and the number one striked agianst my seat and below that ifyou foul with more than three penalties you are thrown out according to our corporate policy.

Wonderful corporate policies. Mom..Dad you were so happy that your son is going onsite to the Hitler world. Can you guys see what I experience before I start off even. At this moment I would like to really thank my colleagues who backed out so clevery sending me off first. What a experimental rat I have become I thot. The wheels started rolling and thinking of the wonderful days I am about to spend I started checking out the channels broadcasted one of which screened Inglorious Basterds. I was wondering if this heaven would offer something to drink and called on the hostess. Can I get something to drink? Yes sir what would you like to have. Can you get me a large whisky mixed with paneer soda?She seemed to be lost. Sir pardon. Ok if you dont offer such high range drinks can you get me a scotch on the rocks. She smiled back and said sure sir. First time a girl smiled at me for speaking something totally wierd. What a wierd world? When I say I like you she stabs and when I speak something totally stupid she smiles. I smiled at myself and said this is where the northies over took us. Experienced the first happy moment since I got in and I told myself here I come silly fellows knowing the real trick to handle your girls. I got the guts to go in for my next fag with all smiles now and here I celebrate the real Independence day learning the trick 15th Aug 2009 00:00.

3 idiots effect ...

Did i pursue wat i really wished 2 become shud b one's thot watchin the movie ... my frank answer would b a big NO .. but I nvr knew wat I really wanted to become ... I used to hav a gr8 passion for cricket wich is not even near my line of sight now ... I used to analyse music to the extent of a learned but never learnt anythin in it .. I enjoyed electronics but nvr had a chance to b wid it ... Endin up as a typical sotfie chewin d cone I und lyf has been more of compromise than pursuing it ... Is it so easy to chuck out wat I compromised n run towards one of those? I wud hav bin d same be it a bold or a weak soul ... Destiny has time travelled my life ... n here I m in an unknown destination ... Had d technology of guessin wat 1 pursues invented now I feel 0.1% wud hav really achieved it .. But then y m i not in dat list ... Its nt the effect created by d movie rather its smethin which d movie reminded my soul ... the race between heart n mind to pursue atleast one of those I wished to do. Do I really wana do a higher degree or settle down in d same shit through out ? I really dont hav an answer for it ... The reason I cant assure myself if everything would b as shitty as this was ... This has been d race for quite sometime now ... the only end point I render for this would b to leav evrythin as destiny takes it to .. I never knew I would be in this position aftr strivin hard for somethin I pursued but I m indeed here now .. I really don't wana know or expect wat it takes to the following days.. Let the destiny decide it n take me there.. its a blind folded yet bold decision ... 3 idiots could'nt effect me takin any more bold decisions than leavin it to how it has to be ... dats wat I feel is the line between reel n real ...

wen u really learn to walk on ur own ...

Agitated by a chargeless lappy n irritated with a damn skin burn , I thot wen i really learnt somethin ... Hav bin hearin d whistle of pressure cookers since I stepped in .. Never experimented wid it until I stepped out .. Dat ended up teachin me hw to handle a pressure cooker startin off wid a lil burn tho.. I nvr dreamt cuttin vegetables n washin up dirty rice .. Wn I get to do them I really started appreciatin mom's work than I ever did .. Cookin smethin 4 a bachelor's den has quie an advantage .. U cn experiment puttin in watevr u like .. ppl who eat it r ur best frns n they wn mind evn if its horrible ... at d end of d day it gives quite a pleasure u really hav learnt to live a lyf on ur own .. Gone r those days wen u happily wrap around d covers n wake up 4 a bed cofee ... its tiresome gettin dwn 2 d milk shop n make cofee .. dats wen I appreciated dad than I ever did... d joy it gives wen I start doin wat Mom n Dad had been doin 2 me thro out is out of comparison .. this phase of lyf really preaches smethin out of box ...

On Board

I m still awake when the moon burped after its meal ... Seamless wat m I doin at this time here I m on board.. but donno wher .. .. Wat u pursue is wat u get was gud 2 hear but I nvr pursued writin a blog empty headed wen dogs rule d roads..16 wheelers pass by .. is it the number of tyres i sit n count now?Or m i amused seein such biggies wich wer never sighted by the 8 to 10 routine souls ...miles to go b4 i sleep...